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We skipped the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and therefor missed out on:

187 DUI arrests.
176 misdemeanor drug arrests.
50 felony drug arrests.
1,413 citations.
4,841 warnings.
$15,977 seized.
9 Vehicles seized.
44 Non-injury accidents.
50 Injury accidents.
3 Fatal accidents.

As is noted by local reporters: this was a record low year for accidents. Congratulations? I guess all those creepy posters in the bathroom stalls made a positive difference for people’s lives as opposed to my bowels.

The closer one draws to Sturgis (both the physical town and the Rally's date) the more motorcycle safety ads plaster any available space.  This means creepy biker heads on the insides of bathroom stalls, staring at you while you attempt to complete your business.
The closer one draws to Sturgis (both the physical town and the Rally’s date) the more motorcycle safety ads plaster any available space. This means creepy biker heads on the insides of bathroom stalls, staring at you while you attempt to complete your business.

Lexi lives in a truck camper down by the river.

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